it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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