OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad