Can i not drive my cunt home
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!