Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My vagina just recognized that song.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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