she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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