Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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