So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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