To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
