Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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