why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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