The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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