glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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