It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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