Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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