He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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