I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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