Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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