id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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