glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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