Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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