you're like a bully in the Christmas story
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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I didn't notice because vodka
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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