You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
