Got a toothbrush?
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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