So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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