Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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