his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Mom said you looked used
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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