Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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