1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Your tits are I can't wait for
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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