I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I think I just sharted jello shots
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