Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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