My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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