whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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