So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
True college students do jello shots in the library
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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