i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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