if i died would you start the facebook group?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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