? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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