Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ugly people sure do ruin things
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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