I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Randomize
