but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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