I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize