I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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