He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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