the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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