New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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