I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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