you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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