she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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