Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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