I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So squirting runs in the family.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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