this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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