sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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