He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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