You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Dignity is for republicans.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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