hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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