I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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