Christians are straight up FREAKS
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....