in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?